two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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