I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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