she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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