YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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