I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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