Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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