At least make sure they are 18
Why
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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