this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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