just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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