I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize