It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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