At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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