PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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