What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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