Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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