Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Its about making memories worth repressing
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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