I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
