theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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