I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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