I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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