I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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