there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize