Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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