Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
