Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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