Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I think I died a long time ago.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
That reminds me...we need to get swords
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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