Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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