I'm really into asian looking animals
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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