another moral hangover. fuck.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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