i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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