last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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