I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
where are my eyebrows?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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