Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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