haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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