That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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