Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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