The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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