id be glad to
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
