smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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