at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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