just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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