the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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