i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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