D3 body, D1 cock
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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