: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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