Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
His hands were made for my vagina.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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