i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
