too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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