Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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