some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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