WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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