thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
